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Motorcyle shop guy 1: | You've lost the little end bit off your muffler. |
Me: | Okay. Can you get me a replacment? |
Guy1: | What you need to do is buy this muffler and clutch kit. It's $340 for the kit plus $160 installation. |
Me: | Well my clutch works fine. Can you just replace the muffler? |
Guy1: | (As though I was a bit slow) No. It's a kit. They come together. It's a performance kit.. It will make your scooter go faster. What's your top speed? |
Me: | 75 kph. |
Guy1: | Ok... Well it might make your scooter go faster. A little. |
Me: | Is there any cheaper option? |
Guy1: | [Thinks for a bit]. I could sell you a used clutch and muffler kit that we took of another scooter when we installed the performance clutch and muffler kit. It might make you go slower though. |
Me: | How much would that be? |
Guy1: | $250 plus $160 for installation. |
Me: | [Thinks. I was actually considering paying for this!] Okay, I'm going to leave it for now. Thanks very much. |
Guy1: | You'll be back... |
[Later] | |
Me: | The end bit of my muffler fell off. Can you help me? |
Motorcyle Shop Guy 2: | Here take this [can shaped thing] right off. You don't need it. Might make you a little louder than before. |
Me: | Okay thanks! |
Guy2: | Keep it and if you ever want me to fix it I will weld a little bit here and you'll be good as new. |
Me: | Okay, how much would you charge me for that? |
Guy2: | Let's say around $120 depending on how long it takes. |
Me: | Fantastic. Thank-you very much. |
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count = 0 some_array.each do |v| # do stuff requiring count count += 1 endIt's an extended each iterator for arrays that includes a built in counter. Here it is:
class Array def each_with_count count = 0 self.each do |element| yield element,count count += 1 end end endExample usage of my new iterator:
["abc","def",123].each_with_count do |x,i| print i,"\t",x,"\n" endWhich of course prints this:
0 abc 1 def 2 123Cool huh?! (Apologies to my non computer geek readers... :)
Band | Position |
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AC/DC | Kings of Oz Rock |
The Angels | Queens of Oz Rock |
The Radiators | I'm bumping them up to Prime Minister |
Jet | Assistant to the Shadow Treasurer of Oz Rock |
You Am I | Assistant to the deputy Mayor of Oz Rock |
Harry Potter | Chronicles of Narnia |
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Hero whisked away to magical world via train | Heros whisked away to magical world via portal in wardrobe |
Magical spells and creatures such as dragons, centaurs, mermaids | Ditto, but add some talking animals and fauns |
Triumph over Voldemort with the help of Dumbledore | Triumph over the White Witch with the help of Aslan |
Reference various elements from non-Christian western folklore | Ditto, maybe a little less on the witchcraft |
Hottest day of the year, By VIKKI CAMPION 19 Dec 05
Townsville's mercury soared to a blistering 41C, making it the hottest day this year. It was only 1.1C off the all-time record of 42.1C, our hottest day ever occurring in 1984. Meteorologist Greg Connor said southerly winds were to blame. "Usually we are very lucky and get a sea breeze, but today there are southerly winds," Mr Connor said. "This is what people inland have been experiencing. It feels like western Queensland."
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