by simon baird
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
what kind of dimwit drives around a boom gate?!
what were they thinking? i imagine this..
"hmm.. train coming.. boom gate down.. oh, it looks like i could fit the car right around that.. in a bit of hurry so.. yeah.. look at that.. no problem.. so glad we didn't have to wa.. BANG.
unfortunately for the gene pool they survived
set list according to the courier mail
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25652763-5012980,00.html
SET LIST
Old Friends/Bookends
Hazy Shade Of Winter
I Am A Rock
America
Kathy's Song
Hey Schoolgirl
Bebop-alula
Scarborough Fair
Homeward Bound
Mrs Robinson
Slip Slidin' Away
Bright Eyes
Heart of New York
Perfect
Now I Lay me Down
For Emily, Whenever I may find her
Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
The Boy in the Bubble
Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes
Only Living Boy in New York
My Little Town
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Encore:
Cecilia
The Boxer
Sounds of Silence
The Leaves That Are Green
Feelin' Groovy
Thursday night, replace Me and Julio with Graceland.
Simon & Garfunkel set list, Brisbane, 17/18 June, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
i expect the final of american idol this year would have been similar to this
...the audience began to boo loudly due to the slight discord in the background notes behind the bassoon's opening melody. There were loud arguments in the audience between supporters and opponents of the work. These were soon followed by shouts and fistfights in the aisles. The unrest in the audience eventually degenerated into a riot. The Paris police arrived by intermission, but they restored only limited order. ...Stravinsky himself was so upset on account of its reception that he fled the theater in mid-scene, reportedly crying... ...Nijinsky stood on a chair, leaned out (far enough that Stravinsky had to grab his coat-tail), and shouted counts to the dancers, who were unable to hear the orchestra (this was challenging because Russian numbers are polysyllabic above ten, such as seventeen: semnadsat vs. eighteen: vosemnadsat)...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
for loop syntax in rakudo perl 6
(1,2,3).each { |i| puts i }
# this is perl 6
for 1,2,3 -> $i { say $i }
# being perl of course you can do this (which isn't that different to perl 5)
for 1,2,3 { say $_ }
# but now this (looks like things might be proper objects now...?)
for 1,2,3 { $_.say }
# and even this
for 1,2,3 { .say }
# Update: and finally (for the golfing win...)
.say for 1,2,3
So anyway, if that's interesting then have a look at http://perlcabal.org/syn/S04.html#The_for_statement
And some good stuff at http://perlcabal.org/syn/S12.html#Attributes also.
You can actually install rakudo now without much pain (at least it was pretty smooth on my ubuntu box), see http://www.rakudo.org/how-to-get-rakudo
Saturday, June 13, 2009
on the way up the sloping ramps to the top car park at indro...
Me (seeing passersby eavesdropping): And this time, no screaming!
natal is really cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYuJivFFa-c
Promo with fake but plausible mock ups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBYCDHPOpdw
Milo, the virtual boy, demo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDvHlwNvXaM
Also: His southern reaches...
Friday, June 12, 2009
robot acts like a human
everyone says it's creepy and scary but i can only see awesomeness. this dude's great great grandkids will be mixing your margaritas by 2015.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
middle east single of the week
I thought you'd probably be interested to know The Middle East have the single of the week on iTunes!
the previous night on earth
I went to that! Thought it sounded familiar.
So, Spunk Records. I think they might be the perfect label. The Middle East.
The Middle East, Fools Gold, Lyrics
Friday, June 05, 2009
mean green's new chinchy blog
mean green has many talents. he's recently added blogger to his extensive curriculum vitae. tune in if you into his kind of thing, which you just might be if i know anything at all
also, townsville folk you can see chinchy tonight (friday) along with aux
gamers against casual gaming
a new video by MGMT for the song kids has joanna newsom in it
Thursday, June 04, 2009
"We own Dokdo Island tonight"
Briefly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liancourt_Rocks#Role_in_Japan.E2.80.93Korea_relations
In extensive detail: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liancourt_Rocks_dispute
i am adopting this phrase and intend to use it in moments of triumph, either verbatim or with some variation.
For example, (imagine the voice of Jack Black or Dwight Shrute), "Dokdo island is mine now, baby" or "Get me some Dokdo".
I suggest you do the same. Report back via the comments.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
on second thoughts...
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
more paintings from scott c
(a few more here but you have to scroll past the whales)
http://quietstorm-gallery1988.blogspot.com/2009/05/quiet-storm.html
morrissey and marr still available...! :)
Thursday, May 28, 2009
cat versus virtual spider lolz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11qIk2asW6Y
please post videos of your cat attacking this: http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Another fan of The Middle East
We are one of caterva not deny enteraos (endearing, if that), but with the entry that I will now let's give you even more angry. Me explicaré. Let me explain. If you talk about an Australian group, of which the only information we have is through their myspace, which have no record deal, which also have a long and published an ep already sold out and possibly cost you sweat find and tears, for nothing ... we are going to hate, I know ... because it is one of the best bands that emerged in the last decade.
Tim, Joseph, Mark, Jordan, Bree y Rohin forman The Middle East . Tim Joseph, Mark, Jordan, Bree and Rohin are The Middle East. Group exciting, full of nuances and surprising details, able to travel from absolute calm to the most epic landslide. We left for the "wise" label, but I only can mount the two videos I found on youtube, because although they are long, which is more than welcome @ it.
Amazing!
Fwd: Friday 3rd July
From: Club Chinchy <...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, May 27, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Subject: Friday 3rd July
To: ...
Hi Guys,
Please forward on!
Cheers,
Mash
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Middle East gig review
http://spoz.blogspot.com/2009/03/leader-cheetah-middle-east-live-ed.html
A blogger from Adelaide liked them:
They're a winter wonderland of snow softly falling on cedar, of crackling fires, hot cocoa, ridiculously romanticised children's books about squirrels, and you looking longingly into the tickling white cascade outside of your bedroom window as all the homeless in your neighbourhood get mauled to death by roaming packs of wolves. Yup, climate change sure is a bitch (and I never knew Townsville had it this bad!) but no one else has ever made it sound quite so beautiful. Think The Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver and Arcade Fire all coming together to sing Christmas carols. Imagine if Jim James from My Morning Jacket sung at your funeral. Picture Bat For Lashes, Jeff Buckley and Chris Isaac trapped in a glacier. They're the bluebird of happiness turning black with frostbite. They're that last red autumn leaf, clinging to the tree for dear life. They're ever so fragile, fleeting yet ever so forgiving to your ears. You only want more. You score this to any cinematic release and you'll be bursting into tears. I'm seeing a plastic bag dancing on the street, in a twirl of leaves.. and.. oh crap.. I think I've got something in my eye! *sniff* The Middle East leave me speechless, stammering, studdering and stupified. They shut me up completely.
CONCUR. :)
Click the link, there's more review and heaps of photos.
But actually I have something to say about The Middle East. It's about Rohin. Now he's the guy who isn't the lead singer. Jordan is apparently (I'm guessing) the main songwriter and sings vocals on Blood and so on. His voice is a delicate and beautiful one. But.. It's more of a low volume voice. It's perfect for quiet studio. In other words there's a chance that in some rock venues, especially bigger ones his voice might not have the capacity to blow your mind. Now he will probably get better with time. But here's the thing. Rohin is freakishly talented. He is a genuine rock superstar. He may have been born that way, I'm not sure. He can make your face melt quicker than cheese on a George Foreman grill. In a good way. A very, very good way. And he can do it with voice or his guitar (or a drum kit for that matter, but that's another story). But, (at least when I saw them at the Troubadour) he stayed kind of in the background. In fact he doesn't sing much at all except for some backup harmonies. He sang one line at full pelt I think in the darkest side and it was amazing. It made me want more. So anyway, my point? More cowbell.
Ps, did you notice the new drummer looks like Davey?
Pps, awesome sweater.
The Middle East essential links:
- http://www.myspace.com/visitthemiddleeast
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSxtGqcZaA (Pig Food live)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6SG-K7s6oQ (Fools Gold/Gold live)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPO7DSVqYYo (Blood, live in Adelaide)
There are tour dates on the myspace page including (for any fellow Brisbane locals) 4th of June at the Old Museum.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I'm not really sure...
Keyboard cat (not the original but it's my favourite one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyauGeRa5T0
Slap chop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
I recommend the above unreservedly. But this last one is only if you're really bored..
wog shooting in kings cross as described by Clare Werbeloff
Update: I forgot to say, she made it all up. The police questioned her and she's like, er, I was just joking.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
train jockey extraordinaire
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
maps story
it's the old girl meets boy, boy breaks girls heart, girl writes beautiful song, boy doesn't show up to video shoot story.
also: maps means My Angus Please Stay (probably not true but cute)... and maps, because while he was breaking her heart he was on tour a lot or moving to berlin and she would look at maps to see where he was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYJjHCZN46U
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
on gapminder
lunch time viewing update
2006 TED Talk
More talks and videos at gapminder.org
Main web site, gapminder.org
You can use the software here
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
would you like some mercury with that?
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
I forgot to mention...
Please enjoy my wallpaper collection
(If you want to download one you click the photo then find the little save icon under the photo and click it)
Brought to you by Dropbox (2 GB of disk in the cloud, automatically synced, version control, with clients for mac, windows, linux).
I only just got it but it seems pretty good.
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
php stupidity
~> cat ~/stupid.php
<?php
$foo = "hello";
if (isset($foo['somekey'])) {
echo "php is stupid\n";
}
~> php stupid.php
php is stupid
Look, I know it's probably doing a $foo[(int)'somekey'] which becomes $foo[0] which does exist. And I now know I should have done is_array($foo) &&... But I don't care right now. This has caused me pain! Boo and :P!!
Beware, my php coding friends.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
The Rise of Casual Gaming, An Essay
Flight Control for iPhone
Awesome game. AU$1.19. And it wouldn't work without a touch interface.
Monday, April 20, 2009
rsync grr...
In particular, when transferring to Windows FAT filesystems which cannot
represent times with a 1 second resolution --modify-window=1 is useful.
So in summary, rsync is pretty close to COMPLETELY USELESS when the destination is a FAT filesystem... UNLESS you find this little note hidden in the man page and do --modify-window=1.
Well at least it's working now. And I'm not copying 180G to my poor usb drive each time I run rsync. So anyway, here is my solution for backing up my Macbook with rsync...
#!/bin/sh
START=`date`
SOURCE=/Users/Simon
DEST=/Volumes/SEAGATE/Backup/Users
rsync -av \
--delete \
--delete-excluded \
--modify-window=1 \
--exclude '.Trash/*' \
--exclude 'Downloads/*' \
--exclude 'Torrents/*' \
--exclude 'Library/Caches/*' \
$SOURCE $DEST
END=`date`
echo Started $START
echo Ended $END
Disclaimer: This is very basic and I don't know much about rsync or Mac OS X. Please Google rsync backup for more expert advice.
To the rsync developers, I get it, I'm a big fat luser for using FAT. But do you think just maybe rsync could just possibly notice this condition and deal with it automatically? Perhaps even with a big warning, "WARNING, destination filesystem is FAT, automatically enabling --modify-window=1, please see man page". Maybe then I would have been asleep two hours ago which would have been very, very nice.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
One of the good things about my new job
good, it's free and it's help yourself. One button grinds, packs,
gives you coffee. Milk is harder: push button, turn knob on side, wait
a few seconds for steamer to be ready, dip tube in a milk. It sucks it
up and steamed milk comes out. When you have enough, push the button
again and it flushes the milk straw with hot water to rinse it. And
you're done.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
photography
http://lightboner.tumblr.com/
it's a photo blog. don't worry, it is sfw.
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
and I think he will play solo material too...
AHAHAH. Sorry. I am a little incoherent. Gibber. I am excited.
Event: Simon & Garfunkel
Date: Wed 17 Jun 2009 8:00PM
Venue: Brisbane Entertainment Centre
Melaleuca Drive
Boondall QLD 4034
it's all happening at the zoo
!!!
well if they are even half as good as leonard cohen was then it will be amazing. and he is seventy something.
Monday, April 06, 2009
have you seen team america?
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
this is cool
http://www.flickr.com/photos/inexistentia/2813989072/sizes/l/
Monday, March 30, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
loving christopher walken on twitter
Here is a tribute:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXAxvnm_IuQ
Walken Family Reunion (SNL Sketch)
Thursday, March 19, 2009
woody guthrie on aig bonus payouts and etc
Yes, as through this world I've wandered
I've seen lots of funny men;
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
my girl(s)
Monday, March 16, 2009
i have met this cat!!
(cat opens door after several attempts by jumping up and pulling on handle)
Friday, March 13, 2009
more on jim cramer vs john stewart: martha stewart
lol. of course they are milking it. but i don't care. tuning in tonight... :)
Thursday, March 12, 2009
not my new glasses
pair for about a quarter of the price. also i'm getting new lenses for
my current, ahem, versace, frames
coldplay pics take two
if you hate them you can marvel at his voice, how slick the show is
musically, visually and banter-wise and how ridiculously catchy the
melodies are. (try to ignore the lyrics if possible). you probably
couldn't help yourself from enjoying the sound of 13,000 (surprisingly
tuneful) people singing 'fix you' and the tarzany bit near the end of
la vida loca. stuck in my head now to the point of irritation: 'you
thought you might be a ghost... didn't get to heaven but you made it
close...' only complaint: (and it goes out to all headline acts) how
about being a bit more generous towards support acts vis a vis your
giant video screens, especially in large venues. and i wanted to hear
warning sign but really i'm not complaining about that.
my lunch time schedule of late
11:58 make tomato on toast with plenty of pepper and salt
12:00 watch abc news and eat toast
12:30 watch first half of the daily show online
12:45 make tea (dilmah)
12:50 check email/rss
12:58 back to work
jon stewart (tv comedian) vs jim kramer (cnbc stock jockey)
or google it
jon stewart is in fine form lately! apparently jim cramer will be on the show tonight. also check out his bit on hugh jackman and the oscars
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Simon Sent You a Nucleus Link!
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more:
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even more:
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Sunday, March 08, 2009
movies
gran torino (el dorado at indro, crap sound, don't go there): enjoyed it. had a few laughs. the ending is moving. it's a little cheesy but it's intelligent cheese. 4 stars.
slumdog millionaire (TOnight RENTed): it's pretty good but i don't know if it deserved 39 oscars. 4 stars.
the wrestler: was supposed to see that but decided to see gran torino at the last minute instead.
Thursday, March 05, 2009
enjoying this comic - scott campbell - double fine
http://www.doublefine.com/news.php/comics/sc/
http://twitter.com/emobama
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Fwd: martas music marathon - Friday 6, Sat 7 March 2009.
Date: Tue, Mar 3, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Subject: martas music marathon - Frid 6, Sat 7 March 2009.
To: ...
For a feast of local live music do not miss martas music marathon this weekend. With over 20 of Townsville's best bands and musicians playing this is sure to be a weekend of music for everybody. If you are musician, a band or a local music supporter, get on down to martas from this Friday night. 30% OF ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE FLOOD VICTIMS OF NQ. Not only a great weekend of music, but the proceeds will help people stranded and devastated by the recent floods in NQ. See below for more details.
martas
music
marathon
Benefit concert for the flood victims of NQ
86 Ogden Street, Townsville
6 and 7 of March 2009, 5pm to 12pm
Friday 6th of March, 5pm
Saturday 7th of March, 5pm
Friday 6th of March, 5pm
Terry Stanton - Clarinet
Sam Goudy - Guitars and Voice
Leif Morris
Yellow Birds
Brigitte Hawken - Jazz
Littmus
Hufkas
Lonesome Trio
and many others
Saturday 7th March, 5pm
The Great Laurence and Friends
Civil Eyes
Voodoo Cats
Joff (Jon Weyand)
Blessed Outlaws
3 A.M.
Bandawalla Moons
Dave Saxby and Two Steps from Home
Carrita Cafarella
Admission 2 days Pass $20
Organized by : martas gallery
in the Loop -
Kiteboarding, wakeboarding, windsurfing
www.intheloopkiteboarding.com
Blindsight Music
www.blindsightmusic.com.au.
Sound provided by:
Henry Jarvis Sound Systems
Mobile ...
Monday, March 02, 2009
rob pyke writes an android app and releases it...
see:
http://robertpyke.blogspot.com/2009/02/ohmage.html
http://robertpyke.blogspot.com/2009/02/ohmage-taking-shape.html
http://robertpyke.blogspot.com/2009/02/most-useful-peace-of-code-i-have.html
http://twitter.com/robertpyke
(reverse chronological)
- Is going to bed.about 9 hours ago from TwitterFox
- 3 ratings already.. All 5 stars.. BOOM! http://www.cyrket.com/packa...about 11 hours ago from TwitterFox
- I HAVE DONE IT. I am now published to the android market place. One day I'll see it running on a physical device.. one dayabout 11 hours ago from TwitterFox
- Completed my icon file, now it is time for me to release Ohmage.. pure Ohmage.about 13 hours ago from TwitterFox
- Ohmage is working like a charm, now to add some layout fixes, an info page, and an app icon. Release should be today :Dabout 21 hours ago from TwitterFox
- Awesome.. I set up two onSelected listeners which just toggle each-other... FOREVER! Its cycling through the resistors color spectrum. lol8:57 PM Feb 27th from TwitterFox
- Added another screen-shot of ohmage to blog: http://robertpyke.blogspot....8:04 PM Feb 27th from TwitterFox
- Blog posted a sneak peek at my up and coming Android App, Ohmage. Post includes screens: http://tinyurl.com/cb2vdn1:58 AM Feb 27th from TwitterFox
- Java Says: new Double(57) * new Double(0.1) = 5.7 .... Java also says: new Double(56) * new Double(0.1) = 5.60000000000000051:08 AM Feb 27th from TwitterFox
- @randomibis cont. I will hopefully release it this weekend. So I may get to blog post some details about it then, including screens.4:29 AM Feb 25th from TwitterFox
- @randomibis My app handles ohmage. That is, ohms, the measurement for resistance. So basically it is a handy app for electrical people.4:28 AM Feb 25th from TwitterFox in reply to randomibis
- Have almost completed phase one of ohmage. It's pretty basic. it has color band selection and a text output.12:17 AM Feb 25th from TwitterFox
- Is a registered Android Developer. I even have an upload application button now... :D ...So Exciting10:09 PM Feb 24th from TwitterFox
- Is creating "Ohmage" for android, no prizes for guessing what it does. Android registered dev costs $25 US.8:46 PM Feb 24th from TwitterFox
- Android development is going well, mostly finished my Pi guessing game (very basic). Might blog post it this weekend.7:06 PM Feb 23rd from TwitterFox
- Completed my first basic Android App HelloWorld. Noice emulator :D It has some default Android apps to interface with as well as user apps.3:30 AM Feb 23rd from TwitterFox
- Is checking out the android SDK.12:22 AM Feb 23rd from TwitterFox
(don't ask me how my iphone dev is going...)

































