by simon baird

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Manchester

Not the city. I'm talking about bed sheets. At Target they had 500 thread count percale cotton sheets on sale. They were $49.95 reduced from $199.95. Sharyn found them and bought three sets. They are white on white pin stripe and they are GOOD. In case you don't know 500 thread count means approximately 500 acres of cotton were harvested per sheet to make these sheets. Lying on them is like resting on a cloud in heaven. But you know what? I heard that Oprah has 900 percale. O-PRAH.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Madonna please put your pants back on

Okay we get it. You work out a lot and you're very flexible. You have great hair and a killer new album, but please Madonna I don't want to see your grandma arse any more, no matter how firm it is.
Please! It's kind of embarrasing
Otherwise it's a cool video...

Thursday, February 23, 2006

My picks from Google Video of the Day

Manamana, insane Korean b-boys, emo lyrics explained, visual Bach, old lady versus Mercedes, more emo lyrics (if you liked the first one

My first Ruby hack - Array.each_with_count

I've started to learn Ruby. It is very cool. You can try it out now in your browser. I'm currently trying to use it instead of (my old faithful) Perl for little text manipulation scripts. Here is a little thing I put together because I was doing this kind of thing a lot:
count = 0
some_array.each do |v|
  # do stuff requiring count
  count += 1
end
It's an extended each iterator for arrays that includes a built in counter. Here it is:
class Array
  def each_with_count
    count = 0
    self.each do |element|
      yield element,count
      count += 1
    end
  end
end
Example usage of my new iterator:
["abc","def",123].each_with_count do |x,i|
  print i,"\t",x,"\n"
end
Which of course prints this:
0       abc
1       def
2       123
Cool huh?! (Apologies to my non computer geek readers... :)

Update 10-Mar-06

Oh boy do I feel foolish! My next project is a roundish thing that might have some application in the field of transport. :) See Enumerable#each_with_index. Ps, ruby is good.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Poker Night 2

Poker night has been renamed to "give your money to Michelle" night. Instead of having a game this weekend could all players please just send $10 to Michelle via PayPal. Thanks.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Sigur Rós tickets

I missed Sigur Rós on their last tour. I was flying from Cairns to Tokyo literally while they were flying from Tokyo to Brisbane. They had just played the Fuji Rock Festival. I was quite upset. Little did I know they would return to Australia so soon and that I would get tickets for their Sydney and Brisbane shows!!!!!! (Sorry, this is old news for some of my readers). I have to thank Lynn (aka PiB) who told me about the tour on the day the tickets went on sale back in November, otherwise I probably would have missed them again. Anyway the shows are on Easter Saturday (Tivoli, Fortitude Valley) and the Wednesday before Easter (Enmore, Newtown). Check back here later for a gig review.

Super home media thingy update

As I have previously mentioned I have a computer next to my TV that I use for recording TV shows. Here's a list of good and bad so far.
  • I can pause, rewind and fast-forward live TV. This is cool. Eg I watched Double Jeopardy the other night with Ashley Judd on Channel 7 and fast-forward the ads...
  • ...but not while watching Austar. The Austar comes in through the svideo input and there's no way to timeshift that.
  • The remote control that comes with the card is excellent. It works via an IR usb thingy.
  • I can't figure out how to use it with VLC player or Media Player Classic. I think perhaps it's possible though. The remote says it's preconfigured to work with certain other programs like PowerDVD or something.
  • It's excellent for watching bit torrented divx files straight from the hard disk to the TV...
  • ...but my wireless network bandwidth isn't good enough to watch a show from my disk upstairs via windows sharing. I can play iTunes shared music downstairs from my main iTunes upstairs though. That's pretty cool.
  • I'm still fighting with WindowsXP and dual monitors. I have nvidia desktop intstalled which has a control panel for saying "Open all new windows on monitor 2". But too often I end up with a window or a dialog opening on monitor 1 which is my TV. Then I have to turn on the TV (if it's not already on), change to the right channel drag my mouse over to the tele and try and retrieve the window and drag it over to the monitor. I have the TV as the primary monitor because FusionHDTV seems to want to go fullscreen on the primary monitor only.
  • I have some fun with aspect ratio. My (SD) TV is running 1024x768 but at widescreen. So for a 16:9 video I have to set aspect to 4:3. It looks squashed on the monitor screen but correct on the TV. And sometimes the player doesn't want to use the aspect ratio I tell it to. I've found the VLC player is the best for this reason. Other players sometimes won't go to 4:3. Windows Media Player, doesn't even seem to have an option for setting the aspect.
  • The FusionHDTV software is a little flakey. It's recording scheduler is just barely useable. But they seem to be releasing new versions regular so hopefully it will improve. I've downloaded WebScheduler to see if it's any better but haven't tried it out yet. I've been looking longingly at MythTV but so far I've decided not to take that plunge. I don't want to risk not being able to actually get my hardware to work.
I will update this post later with some photos.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

For MythBusters: Freezing Bent BMX Wheels

I want to see this on MythBusters. I don't know if it's true or not but when I was a kid everyone knew that if you bent your "tuff" (plastic BMX wheel) it could be straighted out by freezing it, as illustrated below. Can anyone confirm or bust this for me? I looked on Snopes. Nothing.

Update
It appears that in fact it is true. Myth confirmed!

Chewy's Blog

Chewbacca, the famous guy from Star Wars, has his own blog. He's an articulate blogger with some controversial opinions you might not have expected from a wookie. Check it out here.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Joanna Newsom

I have just discovered and fallen in love with Joanna Newsom, thanks to seeing her on rage. I think she's not actually human but an elf of some kind. Maybe a gelfling. Just look at her ears. I told Chris about her and he was like, "Well duh! I told you we went to see her in October." He also told me she played her harp until her fingers nearly bled. Here is a video, a CD and some lyrics.

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Stationwagon Photos

Click the link above to view some new Stationwagon photos. The photos were taken by Sharyn and Alex (I think) at the Radiators support gig on January 14th at the Dalrymple Hotel.

PS, I discovered that flickr won't let me have more than three photo sets unless I upgrade to a paid account. So that's why these aren't in a set. The tag url thing is almost as good though.

PPS, If you have good bandwidth check out Interesting Photos at flickr. It's a good place to waste time and look at nice photos.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Very cool flash games

These are really cute. You have to solve the puzzles by clicking on stuff. Discovered by Lynn at PiB. So far I did No. 5 part 1 and Mr Zhong part 1.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The Radiators radiate

We didn't do the Charters Towers gig as originally planned but the Townsville gig at the Dalrymple hotel was pretty decent. There were around 300 people there, way more than at the Spazzys gig. The crowd were forced to listen to way too much U2 before the show started, so seemed glad when we went on. They really liked our last song "Got Low" and gave us a pretty good amount of applause and even some dancing.

The Radiators were great. I thought they exuded class and sounded really good. They are quintessential 80s Aussie rockers and their sound was perfect 80s Aussie rock. The crowd (mostly in their 30s and 40s) took a while to fully get into the show but by the end the place was rocking. They threw in some covers, The Beatles, Revolution and The Angels, Coming Home, which had me thinking, "hang on, was this a Radiators song?", and an encore including a bass solo and a killer drum solo. The lead singer, who looks like a cross between Roger Daltry, Steve Kilby and (cricketer) Geoff Lawson is very charismatic, even though he doesn't say much, preferring to leave the talking to the bass player. Anyway, overall I give it a solid B+.

I took some photos of the gig.

In response to Michael,
BandPosition
AC/DCKings of Oz Rock
The AngelsQueens of Oz Rock
The RadiatorsI'm bumping them up to Prime Minister
JetAssistant to the Shadow Treasurer of Oz Rock
You Am IAssistant to the deputy Mayor of Oz Rock
But seriously, I saw You Am I a couple of times. I didn't think that were that great.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Christians on Narnia & Harry Potter

I've realised from Scott Adams that the secret to successful blogging is to post on controversial topics... So, what's the deal with the Christian backing of Chronicles of Narnia? I read those books as a child and didn't notice any Christian message. Maybe it's there, fair enough, whatever. But how can the same people that want Harry Potter burned think Narnia should be shown at Sunday school? Observe:

Harry Potter Chronicles of Narnia
Hero whisked away to magical world via train Heros whisked away to magical world via portal in wardrobe
Magical spells and creatures such as dragons, centaurs, mermaids Ditto, but add some talking animals and fauns
Triumph over Voldemort with the help of Dumbledore Triumph over the White Witch with the help of Aslan
Reference various elements from non-Christian western folklore Ditto, maybe a little less on the witchcraft

So are any Christians out there anti-Potter and anti-Narnia? At least that would be consistent.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Music to try

This is Pitchfork's top 50 best albums of 2005. Number 1? Sufjan Stevens, Come on feel the Illinoise. Never heard of it either. (Or Pitchfork for that matter). M.I.A. and Kanye West make the top 5. Now I have something to use up my remaining download quota. Have you already heard all that stuff? Then see if you need to catch up on 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000 and 1999

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Building my super home media thingy

I just ordered one of these to put in my new ex student lab pc. Also ordered a video card with TV out. Will let you know how it goes.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Hottest day in 21 years

Yeah it was pretty hot yesterday. It took me quite a while to find a suitable image for this post. Hope you enjoy it. :)
Hottest day of the year, By VIKKI CAMPION 19 Dec 05
Townsville's mercury soared to a blistering 41C, making it the hottest day this year. It was only 1.1C off the all-time record of 42.1C, our hottest day ever occurring in 1984. Meteorologist Greg Connor said southerly winds were to blame. "Usually we are very lucky and get a sea breeze, but today there are southerly winds," Mr Connor said. "This is what people inland have been experiencing. It feels like western Queensland."

Google crosses to the dark side?

I hope this isn't the start of something bad... From the link above:
  • Got content? So does AOL, whose links will be featured in a special section alongside the SERPs. (Labeled as ads, but basically free.)
  • Know how to optimize a page? So do the folks at Google, who are going to (ahem) "provide technical assistance so AOL can create Web pages that will appear more prominently in the search results list." (Fairness: They state that the algo will not be preferential.)
  • Got video? Again, so does AOL. G "will make special efforts to incorporate AOL video programming" and "feature links" not marked as advertising "to AOL videos."
  • Got Adwords? Want to get clicks from AOL users? Get ready to compete with "AOL only" advertisers. Almost sounds like advertisers will be bidding against themselves.
  • Got Adsense? This looks like it might actually creat more inventory. AOL will "sell some display advertising that will be placed on the vast network of Web sites for which Google sells ads."

Friday, December 16, 2005

Poker

Last Saturday was my first real poker game. It went pretty well. Five players, three games with $5 entry fee, winner takes all. I few things I learned:
  • We had plenty of chips and decided eventually on black chips = 10, colours = 1. I think black = 5 would be better next time so the colours are more useful.
  • We started out doubling the blinds every time the dealer button got around the table. This doesn't work as when you're down to two players doubling the blinds repeatedly means the short stack can't survive more than a couple of hands. So better is to increase the blind when someone is eliminated. And not neccessarily double it either.
  • I thought that only highest card was significant in comparing flushes, ie A,2,3,4,5 and A,7,8,9,10 is a split pot because both have Aces as highest card. But, as Daniel informed me this is not the case. I learned this very well as I lost many chips with low flushes. :)
  • We left out side-pot betting when someone was all in to prevent confusion but I think we can handle it next time. :)
  • We didn't do check-raises. I don't quite understand when you can check-raise. Can anyone check-raise whenever they've checked?
  • Michelle, Daniel and Alex won a game each. So everyone except me and Adam went home ten dollars up.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Full Screen Mini-Putt

The only way to play! See the update here for more info.