should I get lasik?

pros:

• no more glasses
• no more scratched/dirty lenses
• can buy non-dorky sunnies
• can better see partner during sex
• non-blurry peripheral vision
• can use binoculars and telescopes more easily
• can see while swimming
  
• can go snorkeling or diving with better vision
  

cons:

• $8000 ($4000 per eye) could well be spent on overseas travel or new car
• will be able to tell when the shower needs cleaning
  
• can better see self during sex
• risk of botched operation
• risk of problems after successful operation (google it)
• some days (or weeks?) of post-op recuperation needed