top five worst things about riding your motorcycle in the rain

I have learnt this today.

• 6. Poor visibility as your visor becomes covered with water
• 5. Driving through extra water thrown up by oncoming semi-trailers
  
• 4. Needle sharp drops of water hitting your exposed neck
• 3. Wondering if your the camera in your jacket pocket or the phone in your pants pocket will survive
• 2. The moment when water soaks through your jeans to your privates
• 1. The moment (some time later) when water soaks down underneath your butt

Best thing:

• Hot shower and cup of tea when you get home