by simon baird

Sunday, November 18, 2007

top five worst things about riding your motorcycle in the rain

I have learnt this today.
  • 6. Poor visibility as your visor becomes covered with water
  • 5. Driving through extra water thrown up by oncoming semi-trailers
  • 4. Needle sharp drops of water hitting your exposed neck
  • 3. Wondering if your the camera in your jacket pocket or the phone in your pants pocket will survive
  • 2. The moment when water soaks through your jeans to your privates
  • 1. The moment (some time later) when water soaks down underneath your butt
Best thing:
  • Hot shower and cup of tea when you get home

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