by simon baird

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Last tweet?

RT: @_why: programming is rather thankless. u see your works become replaced by superior ones in a year. unable to run at all in a few more.

I don't think he would pull his code. It doesn't seem right...

Woah... I'm shocked.

http://ejohn.org/blog/eulogy-to-_why/

Retiring a blog and starting a new one isn't the same thing as disappearing source code for projects like like hackety, syck etc, and contributions like the poignant guide.

I'm worried about this guy. Thanks and great respect to Jeresig for writing this piece.

Fwd: MotionX-GPS Track: Track 002

Hello,

Simon uses MotionX-GPS on the iPhone 3G and is sharing with you the following track:

Name: Track 002
Date: 20/08/2009 7:51 am
Distance: 1.81 miles
Elapsed Time: 32:59.2
Avg Speed: 3.3 mph
Max Speed: 12.7 mph
Avg Pace: 18' 15" per mile
Min Altitude: 185 ft
Max Altitude: 223 ft
Start Time: 2009-08-19T21:51:47Z
Start Location:
Latitude: 27.473003º S
Longitude: 153.023949º E
End Time: 2009-08-19T22:24:46Z
End Location:
Latitude: 27.472671º S
Longitude: 153.001089º E

Click on this link to display the track in Google Maps. This link will be valid until Sep 18, 2009 3:27 PM PDT.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Fwd: TomTom for iPhone. Available now!

Is it worth it? Actually I don't have a car at the moment. But I borrow one sometimes and I do get lost constantly.



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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Starting to learn why no-one around here likes PHP...

These similar php functions have params in THE EXACT OPPOSITE ORDER.

    bool array_key_exists ( mixed $key , array $search )
    http://au2.php.net/array_key_exists

    bool property_exists ( mixed $class , string $property )
    http://au2.php.net/property_exists

Stick THAT up your PAAMAYIM NEKUDOTAYIM. (Or "double colon" in phpspeak/Hebrew...)

Fremnet contributed some more examples:

    http://au2.php.net/strpos
    http://au2.php.net/in_array

    http://au.php.net/array_map
    http://au2.php.net/array_filter

For Tony Abbott...

Please fwd this link to your daughter.

http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/

I suspect that in fact you're just a lame, churchy loser.

:)

dawn


Friday, August 14, 2009

Grinchy's new home

I think he likes it.

Last night I bought dishwashing liquid and dishwasher cubes despite not having any plates/cups/glasses/cutlery. Hmm.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

some art

Transcript:

Hmm, I wonder, I think I need my google stick.

Oh no, not the g-stick.

According to Wikipedia, blah blah...

Thank god. I'm addicted.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

more queens than the wickham

these were only a few hours apart...!

What are the odds of that?!

(am digging chess)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

the ballet

la bayadere.
i would have to say it's my favourite ballet.

a day in paddington


softies


it was a while ago now, but...

ICE!!! THERE WAS ICE IN FERNY GROVE!!!!!!!!

pink


medieval fair

i had heard enthusiastic descriptions of last year's medieval festival. but nevertheless it was an order of magnitude cooler than i could had imagined. highlights: the furriers, mead and bread/cheese nuts at the buck, the giant hunks of meat cooking above fires, the renaissance fencing guys swords, the many smiths, the archery guys, the battle dudes, the other battle dudes, the swords, (oh the swords), the minstrels and the gypsy dancers, the jousting tourney, the guy who tried to chop a bit of wood with his giant sword after a few to many meads, and just an overall vibe that i can't describe exactly but i will say i can't stop smiling now thinking about it and looking at some of these photos. abbey medieval festival. i heard they need a new venue next year because the current venue isn't big enough! happiness

"Need any help with the laundry?"


moar fabrik sofner plz. kthx.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

DopplerPad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR1KJ5PunD4
it's a cool looking music thing for iPhone

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Monday, July 20, 2009

Hello world in TiddlyWiki 2.5 and jQuery

Not sure if there is or will be a jQuery-ish createTiddlyButton. But in any case here is a super basic example to get you started with jQuery and TiddlyWiki...

http://jquery-hello.tiddlyspot.com/#JQueryHelloPlugin

(Presuming you know a little bit of pre-jQuery TiddlyWiki here, for example I haven't even put in all the macro handler params).

See it in action...

/***
<<jQueryHello>>
***/
//{{{
(function($){

$.extend(config.macros,{
jQueryHello: {
handler: function(place) {
createTiddlyButton(place, "click me", "click me", function() {
$(place).parent("div.tiddler").hide("slow").show("slow"); // woah
$(place).append("We're not in kansas any more, Toto.<br>");
});
}
}
});

})(jQuery);
//}}}

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The world flag is quite beige

robertpykeSomeone should look at overlaying, with some kind of transparency, every countries flag, to see what the "international" flag is.

trevorandersenIcon_lock@robertpyke It'd probably just be a grey rectangle...

robertpyke@trevorandersen Possibly even beige.. how very neutral ;)

trevorandersenIcon_lock@robertpyke Almost what you're looking for: http://bit.ly/gl4m4

robertpyke@trevorandersen: Nice, thanks for that.

DanielBaird@robertpyke RT: "Someone should look at overlaying, with … transparency, every countries flag, to see what the "international" flag is."

I was intrigued and wondered how quickly I could do this. About twenty minutes for a very rough version. Here it is:
http://simonbaird.com/worldflag/

Here is some ruby:
http://simonbaird.com/worldflag/go.rb.txt

After a little more googling I found this:

http://www.flagpictures.org/countries.htm

but I think I am going to leave it now for more productive uses of my time. Anyone want to take over please be my guest.


Update:
I just realised it should be a jquery script that adds images one at a time and adjusts the opacity with each image addition. There's some chance I will actually make this because I would like to see it...

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Once...

I found a tiny bug in the eZComponents Workflow module:
http://lists.ez.no/pipermail/components/2008-September/003894.html