by simon baird

Monday, May 05, 2008

sneakies

maybe you had to be there, but this was great: (that first one isn't mine)

groovin the moo pics

that one guy
custom kings
karnivool
gyroscope (no pic)
the herd
spiderbait
sneaky sound system
the presets

to everyone booing corey on sunday night's bb

you suck.

Friday, May 02, 2008

worry's for another day...

what is the relative carbon footprint of a carton of stubbies versus a carton of cans? cans would be lighter and hence use less energy to freight. what about manufacture of glass versus aluminium. what about the recycling yields. presume I toss all my empties and the cardboard into my recycling bin. help me drink responsibly.

harry potter?

my passport expired last year so that must be 1997

"More importantly I was not as tense, worrying about what I should be doing, or if I had forgotten something..."

link.


Wednesday, April 30, 2008

stable table?

not for my dinner, for my computer

Feist on Colbert

lots of love in the room...  :)
check it out...

Monday, April 28, 2008

video game trivia thanks to good game

the creators of the GTA series also made lemmings. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rockstar_North

delayed liveblog of the australian big brother 2008 season premier

no gretel. three cheers for that.

jackie and kyle are doing pretty good so far.

fake animals? good idea the animals were pretty boring anyway.

the pauline hanson woman. groan.

i couldn't  find rice so I'm eating curry with spaghetti. surprisingly good.

aw, she loves her grandson..

the alien guy. well stephen hawking and him are in agreement.

mmm, pataks simmer sauce, butter chicken. microwave poppadums. a little yoghurt.

woah I just noticed the mullet. does that count as a mullet? no it's more of a rats tail.

"i reckon we can have some [champas]".

"gots some tatts goin there.." lolz. warming to terri.

meal conveyor and no kitchen?

one bed? hurm.

boob girl? I call her eyebrows girl. tweezers. stat.

saxon doing roger rabbit eyes

speaking of tweezers, that guy on the townsville news headlines. blimey. he looks like teen wolf.

the japanese australian poker player. nobby. I like him already.

he has a blanky? er...

bimbo girl 1. (I'm presuming there will be more). aw, she's nervous

nobby translating saxon's kanji tattoo. on his neck. it was supposed to be star warrior. it's star dirt. "it was an asian guy that did it". "he fucked it up". brilliant!!

ok my lap is getting very warm. the sacrifices. can anyone recommend a lap thingy. hang on I need a stable table don't I.

snap eviction? stupid.

"have you got a shorter dress?" - terri to bridgette

the vet woman. why are they calling her doctor? ... of vet science? she seems pretty cool. might be the smartest one so far.

what the... he talks like dame edna?

can I just mention again how glad I am that gretel is gone. thank you channel ten. but why did you wait so long?

vet girl looks just a little bit like nina from then cardigans.

good looking guy.

sport meat worker girl.  "by the time it gets to me it's just a carcass"

she says "me" instead of my. "it's me towel. and frogs are me favourite animal". actually so does the last guy. they should understand each other.

honey bbq glaze twister? hmm

JCU ad. I remember that name from somewhere. JCU... no, can't place it. I think the ad breaks are getting longer. starting to wonder what's on the other channel.

might have been mistaken about vet girl being smart.

the midget belly dancer. she's so little! and her voice is slightly lower than voice guy. she's hugging her husband. i am trying to not saying anything politically incorrect.

mikey, bree, fitzy, aw, we missed you guys.

omg, terri is asking if whether hobbit girl can use a human sized toilet!!

"are you allowed to drink?" - terri to belly dancer.

let me explain something. she is not like a regular dwarf. her limbs are perfectly in proportion.

ad break analysis from guest blogger: the housemates are all a bit team zissou. this is good. possible gaydar ping on the vet. everyone loves terri.

the smart kid? claims he will keep his shirt on.

country girl (and token indigenous person, can I say that?). she wants us to know she puts tomato sauce on her lettuce. she seems nice. oh, she knows sporty spice, they're from the same town or something.

let's channel surf: SBS: South Park (quick boys how does the imagination song go?). Later, Drawn together.

bimbo 2. let's call her the brunette bimbo. oh she's a lingerie barmaid. classy. second biggest boobs in the house? obsessive clean freak.

okay, he escaped from a cult at 19. that's different. his family is still in the cult. they don't have television. also he's an ex cop and a hot fireman.

"if you hear a voice in the house, that's not god. that's big brother" - kyle.

that jcu girl in the ad is cute..

travis must have been bullied a lot at school.

big brother says they're sleeping outside until they decide someone to leave the house.

but can they stay in the yard indefinitely? rory asks this question.

rory wants to forget about the eviction for a while and mingle. liking rory.

okay it's over. my battery is getting low.

summary: pretty good so far. i kind of like all of them. I don't care for the immediate eviction. what's the point? really liking kyle and jackie.

argh. good news week. they still making that?

ahah, good game is on. (refer to previous blog posts). lets check their wardrobe... same shirts.

they've tried rock band. they say it's pretty good.

okay, if there's anyone still reading this, post your top three predictions in the comments.

townsville music dot com

sourmash sent me the link to this:
townsvillemusic.com
seems cool. nice work whoever set that up. hope it will flourish and prosper. i snagged the userid simon so bad luck all you other simons out there. ps, can anyone tell me the name of the performer who played one set in between the main act at mARTa's last week? she played a classical guitar and sang. (I should post that on the forum shouldn't I).

Sunday, April 27, 2008

GTA IV hype

(see here)

100
Official Xbox Magazine UK
It's got a world you believe in, a cast you care about and a script stuffed with brilliant moments... Utterly stunning in every resepct. [May 2008, p.79]

100
IGN
I could go on and on about why Grand Theft Auto IV is one of the best games we've ever seen and why even folks who are easily offended should play it, but that would be pointless. The only thing you need to know is that you have to play this game. Period.

100
IGN UK
Expectations were so high for Grand Theft Auto IV that one of the biggest surprises is that it's managed to meet them. That it's also gone on to confound these is truly a marvel, and the game's Liberty City is nothing less than one of the greatest videogame worlds yet conceived.

98
Xbox World 360 Magazine UK
Rockstar have surpassed themselves, delivering unquestionably the definitive GTA and perhaps the greatest videogame of all time. [June 2008]

Saturday, April 26, 2008

Dance your cares away (clap clap)

I have 22 episodes of fraggle rock

Chinchy tonight


I've been told that my letter to the kind folks at Good Game was a little harsh

Let me make amends. Good Game is a great new video game show on ABC2. The hosts are smart and do a pretty good job of reviewing games. The show is 1000 better than XPlay (which makes me want to barf). The hosts are Bajo and Junglist and they're pretty geeky (in a good way), for instance they gave Ikaruga and some retro Castlevania remake like 8.5 out of 10 or something. (Don't try buying those for your aunty who just bought a Wii to play Wii bowling). So check it out if you like video games. It's on Monday at 9pm on ABC2 and late Friday night on ABC1. Also you can watch it online. So anyway, I like the show and really wanted to help make it better. The shirts look pretty bad, don't you think? Lots of love, Simon. Okay, I just learned that in fact the show has been on since 2006. So actually they've spent a couple of years fine tuning the hosts' wardrobe I guess... Never mind.

Friday, April 25, 2008

ryan adams' blog

who knew ryan adams is a blogging maniac. (tumblr style)
http://www.dradamsfilms.com/

eternal sunshine...

i just watched it. for second time. it's good. here's a little beck:

Xiaxue

she's brilliant...
testing water: trying the iphone: discussing her nails and bagging mac users:

twitter funny :)



Wednesday, April 23, 2008

jumpin jack crackers look at the lineup for splendour in the grass

SPLENDOUR IN THE GRASS 2008 – 1ST LINEUP
Devo, Wolfmother, Sigur Ros, The Living End, The Presets, Tricky, Vampire Weekend, Ben Lee, Cold War Kids, The Fratellis, The Wombats, Pnau, Laura Marling, The Vines, The Grates, Operator Please, Band of Horses, Van She, The Panics, Gyroscope, Mstrkrft, Lightspeed Champion, The Brown Birds from Windy Hill, Scribe, The Music, The Gin Club

http://w3.splendourinthegrass.com/artists.php