may the crown thief contract a voracious and incurable skin disease

http://www.sigur-ros.co.uk/news/?p=1001

missing crown

last weekend at the benicassim festival appearance in spain, orri's fantastic crown went missing. if you have any information that would lead to the crown being returned to the band then please contact us. a reward is offered to whomever helps get it back.

Ramphotyphlops

i call it the blind worm snake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramphotyphlops
it's got no eyes and a teeny tiny mouth. it moves like a snake. and
has a flicky tongue. it has scales but it looks like a worm. it lives
in my palm tree.

jQuery is a beautiful thing...

$(document).ready(function(){
    $('#quiz_submit_button').click(function(){
        // check they answered everything
        if ($('input[@type="radio"]:checked').size() != $('.question').size()) {
            alert('Please answer every question.');
            return false;
        };
        return true;
    });
});

sultans turkish drive-thru

north brisbane somewhere

rather special fruitcake

i bought this in a charity auction at the mt crosby school fete

super monkeyball on ipod touch

slightly weird acrobats

indooroopilly

supermarket drums

aldi, strathpine

phew

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From: <sigurrostickets@sandbag.uk.com>
Date: Thu, Jul 10, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Subject: Dispatch of SIgur Ros tickets - sorry if this is late and you already have the tickets!
To: simon.baird@gmail.com

Shipping confirmation for order number K_______   Your ticket order is now on its way to you ! Your order has been packed and despatched using a registered mail service, to the address below. A signature will be required. Simon Baird 51 B______ Cres Kirwan QLD 4817 If the delivery is not successful, a calling card will be left, advising you of how to arrange a new delivery date or delivery address. Your reference number is RD 2______ and you can track the delivery by calling Australia post on 131318 or by contacting your local post office. Please get in touch if you haven't received your order one week before the date of the show. We hope you have a great show all @ Sandbag

heima

so i watched the first half an hour of heima (on a 720p screen with an upsampling dvd player btw). it is ridiculously good. it makes you want to live in iceland. or new zealand (the iceland of the southern hemisphere). it makes you want to wear knitted jumpers. it makes you want to hug someone. it makes you wonder where the hell your tickets are. i may be a little strange but i can't watch a live version of se lest without sobbing. actually i'm getting a little choked up right now thinking about... moving on to með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust. i can't pronounce it but i can report that is amazing. as good as takk but with more variety.

cool myspace art

http://deuceofclubs.com/myspacecanvas/

Together Apart

together apart is not the stationwagon

source of flowchart

i should have mentioned... it comes from here i believe:
http://toothpastefordinner.com/

poster

banjo etc

by popular demand here is a banjo status update. i have strings. ebay is good. i strung it up being careful to put the bridge back just where it came from. the little hooks were a little fiddly. i used a pin to help secure them. i was having trouble tuning it until i realised the bridge was about an inch closer to the neck that it should have been. so the poor banjo has been quite tuneless for who knows how long. i nudged the bridge into the right spot and now it sounds lovely. so i am using the G tuning. is that a good one? D/G/B/D (starting at the fat string, since i'm a bass player). the other thing is i'm missing the tuning peg for the fifth string. it's the little runty string at the top. stevie says he might be able to find it in his room. but he can't remember to look for it. so it looks like i'm either going to try to get a new one or go to his house one day with a metal detector. (i've heard he isn't particularly good at housekeeping).

in other news on the weekend i had a monster garage sale and sold loads of junk to strange people who visit garage sales. a guy across the road bought all my old video games and consoles for $80. this includes: sega megadrive (possibly broken) sega saturn, two (mostly) broken dreamcasts, a snes and a ps1 and miscellaneous games. (the gamecube and n64 sold at our last garage sale). also i sold the scooter. farewell you. we had our good and bad times. like when your keys when missing and no-one could figure out how to make new ones and then finally when i had a key they didn't put you back together right and i couldn't open the seat to put fuel in but it didn't matter because you stopped working after that and let me ride a push bike to work for oh about three months until you were back on the road just long enough to wear out your water pump propeller and overheat and wreck the cylinder and piston which i (stupidly) decided to repair only to have you stop working again with problems no mechanic in town could fix until my mate from work's friend sorted you out and you've been going pretty well ever since. like when you taught me how it feels to lean and accelerate though the little s bend on lindeman avenue and the time i made you go on the ring road bridge and i knew you had to be replaced by a proper bike. farewell.

no words

so i ordered my tickets via the uk web site. they're not here yet. they should arrive soon right..? this video on youtube has me in pieces. if they play this song (and they will) and they have those glockenspiels and those amiina girls playing strings (they will) and that brass band enters the stage (it will) i may explode into elemental particles. more here. ps, i didn't know my itunes had many wrong track names on takk. do a select all, advanced, get cd track names if you thought that song was called hufupukar.

To the commenters on Lily Allen's myspace blog

Okay, I get it. You love Lily. She rawks and is teh best. We agree on that, but do you have anything else to say? Well?

oh sweet, sweet joy

iphone. 3g. gps. aus. vodafone. july 11.



engadget 's keynote coverage

thanks gmail (this is how much spam gmail saved me from in the last 24 hours)

A poem by Elora (age 6)

A poem that rhymes
Is an old timed
Is teeth and breeth
With very good treeth