what he said

except shorter. and also this

what sacha baron cohen looks and sounds like in real life

this is his speech at the golden globes: skip over the reece witherspoon

a winged demon said I must post this

click to read. words and art by greenapplecat.

okay

well I was quite caught up in the hype there for a bit. I've calmed down a little since I learned that a. even in the US it's not out until June and b. my guess is Australia will be a long long time after that. But... I predict an iPod only version of that will hit before too long. mmm... touch your music... Go watch the keynote if you like your world-changing gadget announcements.

Ps I have the new shuffle! It's just great for doing chores in your underpants. You can clip it right on your waist band. Washing dishes has never been so much fun. I used to use the old shuffle but it was always dangling round my kneck and threatening to flop into the sink so I'd try to keep it around my back and well that makes it hard to reach the buttons as you can imagine. My new shuffle rating: five steve jobses out of five.

am i dreaming?

oh lordy. sweet jesus.

(minutes later)

can't breathe... go here look at the preciousss.

wii bowling

Don't watch the whole thing (unless you really have nothing better to do) but check out the spare that the pro bowler gets... :) here. (It's a Japanese TV show).