by simon baird
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
nooooo...! #minecraft
(warning, boring story follows).
so i have a little single player world. i haven't been there there
long. i found an amazing cave a few minutes walk away from my base. i
explored it for a while and loaded up on iron and coal, carefully
marking my path so i could find my way back up. (there was some gold
there too but i hadn't made an iron pick yet).
it was getting late (irl) so I decided to go back home. got almost
to the surface when i was ambushed by a skeleton! i noobishly
had no bacon or other means to restore health and i ended up full of
arrows and dead. when i respawned it was daylight (thankfully) so i
bolted as quick as i could back to the spot to get my loot before it
disappeared.
but i couldn't find the entrance! it was kind of hard to see; just a
flat hole in grass and i hadn't had the sense to mark it. eventually i
found it but it was too late and all my stuff was gone. this includes
a heap of glass that i had made and all my torches, my tools, my wood,
some flint. everything. :(
(the end)
so i have a little single player world. i haven't been there there
long. i found an amazing cave a few minutes walk away from my base. i
explored it for a while and loaded up on iron and coal, carefully
marking my path so i could find my way back up. (there was some gold
there too but i hadn't made an iron pick yet).
it was getting late (irl) so I decided to go back home. got almost
to the surface when i was ambushed by a skeleton! i noobishly
had no bacon or other means to restore health and i ended up full of
arrows and dead. when i respawned it was daylight (thankfully) so i
bolted as quick as i could back to the spot to get my loot before it
disappeared.
but i couldn't find the entrance! it was kind of hard to see; just a
flat hole in grass and i hadn't had the sense to mark it. eventually i
found it but it was too late and all my stuff was gone. this includes
a heap of glass that i had made and all my torches, my tools, my wood,
some flint. everything. :(
(the end)
Monday, October 25, 2010
this could be an amazing new band: kyü
listen to pixiphony on their myspace. kind of
bat-for-lashes-vs-animal-collective-y:
http://www.myspace.com/kyusounds
friday show in brisbane:
http://tickets.oztix.com.au/?Event=17821
itunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/au/album/kyu/id391988362
(i will let you know if the hype is justified)
bat-for-lashes-vs-animal-collective-y:
http://www.myspace.com/kyusounds
friday show in brisbane:
http://tickets.oztix.com.au/?Event=17821
itunes:
http://itunes.apple.com/au/album/kyu/id391988362
(i will let you know if the hype is justified)
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Benoît Mandelbrot (1924 - 2010)
ob mandelbrot video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGxbhdr3w2I
the photo parts are a little tacky LAME but i like the way there is zooming, panning and rotation (instead of just the traditional endless zoom)
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
minecraft
i might try to explain to you how amazing this game is. but not now. now it's just these links, (which don't really explain it either):
a fan's attempt at a trailer:
crafting guide
Thursday, October 07, 2010
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
beginning_of_fortnight method for Ruby on Rails
You might know that Rails provides a bunch of useful extensions to the Time class with methods like beginning_of_week, beginning_of_month, etc.
For my application (a thing with fortnightly billing periods) I wanted to define a beginning of fortnight method to consistently calculate the beginning (and end) of a fortnight. Here's how it ended up (both short and sweet):
(Note that there's no special reason to use epoch. Any other day would work just as well probably).
Does it work?
Put beginning_of_fortnight.rb in config/initializers.
Note that there is already a Numeric#fortnights method in ActiveSupport so we can use things like 2.fortnights without needing any extentions.
For my application (a thing with fortnightly billing periods) I wanted to define a beginning of fortnight method to consistently calculate the beginning (and end) of a fortnight. Here's how it ended up (both short and sweet):
(Note that there's no special reason to use epoch. Any other day would work just as well probably).
Does it work?
Put beginning_of_fortnight.rb in config/initializers.
Note that there is already a Numeric#fortnights method in ActiveSupport so we can use things like 2.fortnights without needing any extentions.
sleigh bells!
tell 'em (track 1)
never has a song intro more effectively communicated the message "WAKE THE EFF UP AND LISTEN TO THIS! :)"
riot rhythm (track 3)
mad chromatic gee-tar riff ftw
rill rill (track 7)
delicious summery chill-out without even trying
and the rest of it is as good
check it out
Sleigh Bells
Treats (2010)
(Content owner: Liberation Music)
Monday, October 04, 2010
Saturday, October 02, 2010
Friday, October 01, 2010
night 4 (minecraft)
My cave hideout has a top storey lookout and a walled courtyard.
Pic 1: "everything under control here. stupid exploder below me isn't going anywhere. stupid zombie at the back is just roaming up and down outside my wall.
Pic 2: HOLY WHAT THE.. ZOMBIE CLIMBING UP TO GET ME..?! AIIEEEE..
Then I think it started shooting me with arrows.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
movie review: tomorrow when the war began
this movie is surprisingly good. it has a thought provoking premise and some real depth while still managing to be a solid action film. the script, casting and acting is first class, which sadly you can't always count on in australian films. the premise is that australia is invaded by indonesia (though they don't actually state the country). some high school kids escape to the hills and deal, each in their own way, with the fact that they are now fugitives in their own country. they resolve to become a resistance force in a plot involving improvised explosive devices which has to make you think about situations in the world right now where an invading force enters a country and how things might appear from the other side. the conclusion is satisfying and again let me mention the excellent performances of the cast, especially robyn, the churchy one. four stars.
update: i should mention that it's a bit teen-oriented, as were the original books. but there is enough violence that you probably don't want to take younger kids.
Trailer (a shorter one -- better to not watch the long one, too many spoilers...)
update: i should mention that it's a bit teen-oriented, as were the original books. but there is enough violence that you probably don't want to take younger kids.
Trailer (a shorter one -- better to not watch the long one, too many spoilers...)
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
read this about a blind user's iphone experience
"Can he get text messages on this?" she asked. "Well, yes, but it doesn't read the message." the salesman said. Mom's hopes sunk, but mine didn't, since I understood the software enough. "Well, let's see, try it." I suggested. She pulled out her phone, and sent me a text message. Within seconds, my phone alerted me, and said her name. I simply swiped my finger and it read her message: Hi Austin. She almost cried.
Adding the ability to touch anywhere on the screen and hear it adds a whole other dimension, literally. For the first time, the blind can actually get spacial information about something. In the store, Mom could say "Try that button" and I could. Blind people know what I mean. How many times has a sighted person said "I see an icon at the top of the screen?" Now, that actually Means something. I want to find a way to browse the web with a touchpad on my computer.
His vision is very poor but he can see light and shadow. He finds an app that names colours using the camera and it causes him to start becoming more aware of colours:
The next day, I went outside. I looked at the sky. I heard colors such as "Horizon," "Outer Space," and many shades of blue and gray. I used color cues to find my pumpkin plants, by looking for the green among the brown and stone. I spent ten minutes looking at my pumpkin plants, with their leaves of green and lemon-ginger. I then roamed my yard, and saw a blue flower. I then found the brown shed, and returned to the gray house. My mind felt blown.
http://behindthecurtain.us/2010/06/12/my-first-week-with-the-iphone/
Update: He did get an iPad. And then a Macbook:
http://behindthecurtain.us/2010/09/11/rejoining-the-apple-family/
(via gruber, via phil)
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
"Silversun Pickups will be performing in support of Birds Of Tokyo"
WHAT. THE. EFF.
dear silversun pickups. on behalf of australia, i apologise for this embarrassing mix up. (and perhaps you should have a serious chat with your management).
(apart from the obvious fact that birds of tokyo are rubbish, see attached supporting evidence)
Thursday, September 16, 2010
city cycles
i saw a couple of city cycles at a cycle station on tuesday. for a moment i was excited, thinking they were finally here. then a few seconds later i noticed a camera crew filming them. (so i guess it was just for the cameras and they aren't here after all).
so for $60 a year you can take unlimited trips less than 30 minutes. (something like that). too bad they aren't go card compatible. the coverage is impressive: http://www.citycycle.com.au/All-Stations/Station-Map
still not sure on the helmet issue. is it byo helmet?
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Alex Stewart burns and smokes Bible and Koran on YouTube, causes controversy
See article
(Forgive me for paraphrasing Dawkins...)
Somehow it's become ingrained in all of us that "respect for religion" must be some fundamental tenet of right-thinking societies. Religion does not deserve respect. Religion is a scourge. Religion is destructive. Religion is poison and lies. So why is it protected by the invisible "respect religion" shield by our societies and governments?
Update:
(In case I'm not clear), respecting the right of people to believe what they wish to believe is correct and proper. But what does that have to do Alex Stewart? They are saying he may lose his job. This is shameful.
Update:
(In case I'm not clear), respecting the right of people to believe what they wish to believe is correct and proper. But what does that have to do Alex Stewart? They are saying he may lose his job. This is shameful.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Wednesday, September 08, 2010
actually i support the burning of the quran
i also support equally the burning of the bible, along with any other religious texts and related propaganda you can lay your hands on. (though obviously not if they are especially old or rare copies).
Monday, September 06, 2010
...in which i get some more value from my GOMA membership
(...which frankly paid for itself that time we saw Tim Finn).
"Oh, we are too late to get a ticket?"
"Afraid so. It's very popular"
"Aw, we've walked all the way here"
"There are some reserved tickets, but they are only for gallery members"
"Oh, excellent! I have two plus-ones. Is that okay?" [Turning around and beckoning]
"Ahem, these tickets are for gallery members only"
"Yeah, cool. We have two members, and two plus ones. Thanks!" [Moving towards ticket desk].
"I don't think you understand. You need to be a gallery member."
...
Etc. I played it out a tiny bit longer for my own amusement. Anyway, there were a lot of very impressive frocks there, some on mannequins, some walking around. The patronage broke down roughly like this (imagine as a pie chart): female: 90%, gay male: 9.9%, me: 0.1%. Someone said one dress was worn by Julie Roberts in Pretty Woman. The mannequins have abnormally long necks and are slivery-grey. There are many security guards and 'no camera' signs. The walls are painted black. If you like fashion and beautiful dresses then you should definitely go there. Here is a link and some pictures on flickr.
Saturday, September 04, 2010
Freelance Whales - Generator 2nd Floor
(via rage this morning)
I would ask that you lower me down slow
And tell the man in the black cloak
He doesn't need to trouble his good soul
With those latin conjugations
And if it's all the same to them
You should tell your gathering friends
Please not to purse their faces grim
On such a lovely sunday
Friday, September 03, 2010
Thursday, September 02, 2010
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
first aid kit
the girls who did that fleet foxes cover on youtube are playing the spiegeltent
http://www.brisbanefestival.com.au/Events/0,298,4747,029800906.aspx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMrqBldlqzA
http://www.brisbanefestival.com.au/Events/0,298,4747,029800906.aspx
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMrqBldlqzA
Friday, August 27, 2010
how to be alone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7X7sZzSXYs
A video by filmmaker, Andrea Dorfman, and poet/singer/songwriter, Tanya Davis.
Thursday, August 26, 2010
the song that got me into 'for emma, forever ago'
Bon Iver - Re: Stacks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePatJIwB-sI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePatJIwB-sI
very beautiful. try it if you haven't already
Update:
Apparently it's about poker? Hmm.
Update:
It's not just about poker.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
plain packs
the government wants to force cigarette companies to use plain packaging for cigarettes, ie, no colour, no logo. the cigarette companies are running commercials in protest. they claim it won't work. follow my train of logic here: cigarette companies care about making money. so if they care about this, then they think they will make less money, which means selling less cigarettes, which means it will work. so by caring about it they are proving they think it will be effective. no doubt the tobacco companies (or their advertising teams) are aware of this paradox so their campaign is based on the premise that shop keepers will have difficulty picking out the correct pack. they have formed some kind of bogus 'shop keepers alliance' and made commercials supposedly on behalf of them. will anyone buy this? who knows. maybe it would help if they said coloured packs would help stop the boats.
Monday, August 23, 2010
Yak shaving. Literally.
No, really.
Perhaps you can use this in your next PowerPoint. :)
(This was on "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe". Cool show btw).
(for non geeks: "yak shaving")
f--k yeah democracy
they were calling brisbane for the libs early on. not so apparently. my vote is in there. it's being counted and recounted. fuck yeah democracy.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Thoughts on Whyday
See: http://whyday.org/
I read a sarky tweet something like 'oh, let's delete our blogs and remove all our code in honour of _why'. It make me pause for a second. Let's face it, what _why did was pretty uncool. In fact you could say it was massively douchey. (There i said it). So the tweeter has a point.
In some ways the date of _why's online self destruction seems more suited for mourning, perhaps a minute of sombre and respectful silence.
But, putting that aside, Whyday is (or should be), a celebration of the other things _why is known for, not the one last unpleasant (and unfortunately most headline grabbing) thing.
I read other tweets like 'gotta do some ruby for whyday'. This is cool, sure, but I think people should know that _why wasn't really all about ruby. He was about being creative. He was about beautiful code. (Which explains why he liked ruby a lot ;). He was about the joy of programming. And the sharing of that joy.
Anyway, here is my clock demo (as tweeted earlier):
Also, did anyone cringe slightly reading this: "(just as Camping and Hpricot led to Sinatra and Nokogiri)". It comes close to implying that our creative and beautiful code is mostly good for being thrown away and replaced by practical and mundane code. (No offence to Sinatra and Nokogiri people). (As well as that, _why's final tweets seemed to imply that he was a bit down about the Hpricot/Nokogiri thing).
clock demo now more awesome and less buggy http://bit.ly/ayLkC0 #whyday
And some why the lucky stiff linkage:
Thursday, August 19, 2010
fixies
i've recently become aware of the 'fixie'. have fixies been slow to
catch on in brisbane, or am i just out of touch with local hipster
cyclists? (likely). i'm taking about fixed wheel bicycles. these are a
trend now i think. only they have to be old and restored or converted.
new is not cool for a fixie. here are some sydney fixies outside uber
cool surry hills coffee shop, remy and lee's, possibly belonging to
remy and lee themselves. (i sense a correlation between hipster coffee
shop owners and fixies).
catch on in brisbane, or am i just out of touch with local hipster
cyclists? (likely). i'm taking about fixed wheel bicycles. these are a
trend now i think. only they have to be old and restored or converted.
new is not cool for a fixie. here are some sydney fixies outside uber
cool surry hills coffee shop, remy and lee's, possibly belonging to
remy and lee themselves. (i sense a correlation between hipster coffee
shop owners and fixies).
Saturday, August 14, 2010
new song of the week (last week to be honest)
Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros - Home
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNY0rx2fw4
here they are on letterman (warning: hippies)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb9jY8yAxgs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNY0rx2fw4
here they are on letterman (warning: hippies)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb9jY8yAxgs
Friday, August 13, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
does this service exist?
it's a mail digitising service.
you set your postal address to, say
Box 182745
C/- Digipost
123 Whatever St
Somewhere 4000
then, for a few dollars a month Digipost will scan every piece of mail you get and send it to you by email.
their web site lets you access all your old mail digitally, suitably tagged and indexed, (maybe ocr'ed)
the web site also gives you a 'shred it' button which destroys the hard copy and a 'really send it to me', for when you get a new credit card, or your car rego sticker
the shred it button has some nice sound effect when you click it and maybe an animation.
there is some kind of eco friendly paper recycling done (at least the marketing claims this ;)
there is also an iphone app (of course).
this would be great if you wanted to travel and still be able to pay your rates bills.
of course you don't use your Digipost address for package deliveries or birthday cards from your grandma, only for bills and statements.
i think this would be pretty useful.
less this...
update:
yes it does and it looks exactly like i imagined it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BtAnp9EXuU
looks like they are targeting businesses mainly
and there are others, reportedly less good. see here... (thanks @unixbigot)
update:
yes it does and it looks exactly like i imagined it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BtAnp9EXuU
looks like they are targeting businesses mainly
and there are others, reportedly less good. see here... (thanks @unixbigot)
lisa mitchell
i'm going through a little lisa mitchell phase. she's really surprisingly good. her album is packed with highlights. here are a couple:
Pirouette:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65wt6LUuxsk
Clean white love:
Bonus flashback: 16 year old lisa mitchell australian on idol
Saturday, August 07, 2010
Monday, August 02, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
song of the week is superfast jellyfish by gorillaz
i have this on single track repeat on my iphone
it is a commentary on the numerous evils of fast food
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4UtbrbsrjY
the song dies without the bass though so laptop speakers are NO GOOD for this song. like don't even bother!
it is a commentary on the numerous evils of fast food
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4UtbrbsrjY
the song dies without the bass though so laptop speakers are NO GOOD for this song. like don't even bother!
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Friday, July 23, 2010
"hitch your wagon toaster"
in big letters on the back of a t-shirt this morning:
HITCH
YOUR
WAGON
TOASTER
now that i think about it the last E might have been an A
HITCH
YOUR
WAGON
TOASTER
now that i think about it the last E might have been an A
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Monday, July 19, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
@amoebamusic, 17/07/10 11:04 AM
17/07/10 11:04 AM New video from Jonsi @AmoebaSF! He talks about his solo debut, writing in English, Iceland's influence & more http://bit.ly/cy0EUW @iamjonsi |
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