by simon baird

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

i have tested the bridge thoroughly and found it to be very nice

(take two. flickr auto blog via email unsatisfactory)

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

bus vs train

bus:
once I was running up to the bus and the door closed. then the bus driver lady opened the door! accustomed as i was to trains this was a surprise. i had turned away and started wondering when the next bus was

train:
the train door will close it's door when it's time to close. it will do this without regard for your physical well being let alone your commute schedule. platform staff are generally (and no doubt there are exceptions) highly unsympathetic

winner:
bus


bus:
if you miss the bus then wait about five minutes and, bam, there's another bus. (this is based on my personal experience boarding either on adelaide street or coronation drive).

trains:
if I miss the 5:12pm at milton on the way home the next departing train is 5:40. enough said. if I miss the 8:12am at central the next train is 8:39 (or something). to be fair, i guess there are more frequent trains earlier than that but if I want to sleep a bit, bad luck, train gone.

winner:
bus


train:
my place to central is quite a few blocks. it's pretty much diagonally opposite me if the cbd was a big rectangle. it's about eight minutes if you power walk.

bus:
i'm not really sure how many places around the city i can get on a 4xx bus. quite possibly there are many. but the bus stop 40 adelaide street is about two blocks closer than central and there's no up hill section.

winner:
bus


bus:
i get on the first bus i see on coro drive. from what i can tell it goes pretty much a different way every time. sometimes i get a tour across the william jollie and back past the art galleries and the cultural center. sometimes we dive into the bus only ramps and tunnels that wind all around under the city. and when the bus stops you get off and it's like woah, where am i now. for example: top of queen st mall, middle of queen st mall near hungry jacks, all different parts of the myer center, king george square, and those are just the underground places. sometimes you don't even go underground at all, you just end up somewhere int he city. you just don't know.

train:
a. pretty much the same route every time. b. scenery generally but not entirely consisting of concrete, grafitti and the backs of buildings.

winner:
bus


bus:
sometimes when you're standing up (which isn't that often, especially since i have a reverse commute) and taking a corner you're gonna have to hang on pretty tight or you're going to end up in someone's lap. especially when twittering or playing chess.

train:
it's pretty smooth ride

winner:
train


bus:
$2.80 or something. go card capable.

train:
$2.70 or something. go card capable.

winner:
tie (actually i can't remember the exact figures, but it's close enough to be a tie)


score so far:

train: 1.5
bus: 4.5


but i'm going to give the train one extra point for engineering coolness and one for roma street platform at a certain time of year when you're changing lines and the setting sun is exactly in line with the platforms and the tracks


final score:

train: 3.5
bus: 4.5

overall winner:

BUS!


search juice:

Brisbane
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Monday, October 05, 2009

in japan you can get ambidextrous fridges!


IKEA love

By far and away the best crappy bookshelf I've ever bought. And I've bought quite a few. IKEA Billy. $89. And you can get all kinds of other matching components and extensions. This is my junk room/office/study/music studio/guest room. I'll try and find a 'before' shot for you...

Sunday, October 04, 2009

just more fun with autostitch

I mean it's not like panoramas are new or anything. It just seems cool that I can make them directly on the iPhone.

Happy times at IKEA

Friday, October 02, 2009

Reno Dakota

Not too sure about video but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k067rNek5I

song writing perfection...

plus sweet banjo

Song of the week

Reno Dakota - The Magnetic Fields
Sorry no link.. will get back to you..

Sunday, September 27, 2009

more fun with autostitch

I don't think this is going get old for a quite while

Thursday, September 24, 2009

here i am jogging...

http://www.supersportimages.com/products/showbib.php?xs=584&s1=11678

(ps, i don't own the rights to this photo so I may be doing some time in the big-house... so long everyone...)

ps, do you think the bib number recognition is done by computer or by human? i would guess by computer. the photographers would be instructed to try to get a clear shot of the bib number

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The smaller menu is for whale

The bigger one is for tuna. No fat, medium fat, extra fat and seared.
Super delicious. Fatty is actually more expensive. The old taxi driver
told us it was a gyp and the red tuna is the best kind. I think he
might be right. I didn't try the whale.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Fwd: Jónsi & Alex Coloring Competition


Sigur Rós

Color your favorite picture

Jónsi & Alex have just launched a fun coloring competition on their website jonsiandalex.com. Get out your pencils, crayons and brushes and color in an original drawing from Jónsi & Alex's Coloring Book. Send in the colored-in picture and Jónsi & Alex will go over them and pick the winning pictures themselves. The winner will receive:

  • 'Riceboy Sleeps' Special Edition Box, signed by J&A
  • Jónsi & Alex tote bag with badge
  • Jónsi & Alex's Coloring Book, signed by J&A, with one picture colored in by J&A
  • 'Riceboy Sleeps' poster, signed by J&A
  • 'Rain Down My Favorite Songs' mix cd by Jónsi & Alex, signed by J&A

Five runner-ups will receive a signed copy of the mix cd 'Rain Down My Favorite Songs'.

Details on jonsiandalex.com

Jónsi & Alex coloring competition

In other Jónsi & Alex news, the boys premiered a new video on Pitchfork last week entitled Sometimes I Get Scared. The video is now available to watch on jonsiandalex.com/videos.

You might also want to keep an eye on the Store page, where we'll be adding some new merchandise within the next couple of days (including a new nifty tote bag).

www.sigur-ros.co.uk
www.myspace.com/sigurros
www.facebook.com/sigurros

Friday, September 11, 2009

Temple festival

They dress in traditional costumes and carry these mobile temples all
around town for hours in a rhythmical slow jog while chanting and
beating drums. Back at the temple there are games for the kids, great
things to eat and entertainment on a stage

Eejaniaka

Totally utterly insane. I have never been more terrified. Google
Eejanaika for details.

dismantling a giant gundam is slow going

I thought I might take a photo of the park where the giant gundam used
to be and what do you know, it's still there! How sweet is that?! It's
head is gone and his arms are packed up. But holy wow. Four million
people went to see it in two months. But not so many saw it being
taken apart! o_O ^_^

Friday, September 04, 2009

probably the cutest class photo you'll see today

Mr Kenny's grade 5C class, Clinton Primary, 1982

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Robot ideas

A robot beating federer at tennis would be pretty cool.

Would a robot tennis tournament be interesting?

Already we have robot soccer (but it's not really prime-time ready).

A humanoid robot with the speed and dexterity of this guy would be capable of amazing things.

How about a decathlon type event where a single humanoid robot competes against its peers at:
  • tennis
  • judo
  • gymnastics
  • chess
  • jai-alai
  • fencing
  • etc
  • perhaps some kind of obstacle course ala american gladiator
The prize would be $X million. Sponsored by Red Bull and Virgin Galactic. The cost of entry would be large, but not incomparable to Formula 1. It would be televised once a year in a weekly format, possibly with elimination rounds. The winning robots become celebrities and would get sponsorship deals like Michael Jordon or Tiger Woods.

And for about $2000 (in today's money) you could buy a consumer model of the winner to do your vacuuming and fetch your groceries.

coordinating new maintainers for _why's projects

http://whymirror.github.com/
sniff...



Listen while browsing the above.

another way that php sucks

~> cat test.php
<?php
$a = array('foo','bar');
print_r($a);

$a .= 'baz'; # php: "i guess you wanted to convert that to a string? no problem"
print_r($a); # oh joy...
~> php test.php
Array
(
    [0] => foo
    [1] => bar
)
Arraybaz~> # weep

~> cat test.rb

a = ['foo','bar']
puts a.inspect

a += 'baz' # dear php. notice how this is an error? sanity prevails. thank you ruby
puts a.inspect
~> ruby test.rb
["foo", "bar"]
test.rb:4:in `+': can't convert String into Array (TypeError)
    from test.rb:4

Test if two date periods overlap in php

<?php

function overlaps($first_start, $first_end, $second_start, $second_end) {
    return !(
        ($first_start < $second_start && $first_end < $second_start)
        ||
        ($first_start > $second_end && $first_end > $second_end)
    );
}

$tests = array(
    array( 'data=> array(10,20,30,40), 'result=> FALSE ),
    array( 'data=> array(30,40,10,20), 'result=> FALSE ),
    array( 'data=> array(10,40,20,30), 'result=> TRUE ),
    array( 'data=> array(20,30,10,40), 'result=> TRUE ),
    array( 'data=> array(10,30,20,40), 'result=> TRUE ),
    array( 'data=> array(20,40,10,30), 'result=> TRUE ),
);


foreach ($tests as $test) {
    $foo = overlaps(
        $test['data'][0],
        $test['data'][1],
        $test['data'][2],
        $test['data'][3]
    );

    echo ($foo == $test['result'] ? "ok\n: "FAIL\n");
}


Update
Here is fremnet's version that works even if you get the start/end dates the wrong way around:
http://pastebin.com/f62002cb5

Monday, August 24, 2009

bat for lashes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxSSoqJEt5Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjLxUeqXwpc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek3coSedm7o
yum.

Update:
especially: timpani, robert smith guitar sounds, the drummer in general, the drumming in general, stretch velour, bare feet, sparkle stretch velour, chunky fringes, wolves, medieval/fantasy themes, big brown eyes, that silky voice... ... ... ... ahem... is it hot in here?

Haven't had any robots for a while...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KxjVlaLBmk

Check out when he catches the phone.

Just as Kasparov has been beaten at chess, in in a few years a robot will be able to beat Roger Federer (or his modern day equivalent) at tennis.

Parking


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Last tweet?

RT: @_why: programming is rather thankless. u see your works become replaced by superior ones in a year. unable to run at all in a few more.

I don't think he would pull his code. It doesn't seem right...

Woah... I'm shocked.

http://ejohn.org/blog/eulogy-to-_why/

Retiring a blog and starting a new one isn't the same thing as disappearing source code for projects like like hackety, syck etc, and contributions like the poignant guide.

I'm worried about this guy. Thanks and great respect to Jeresig for writing this piece.

Fwd: MotionX-GPS Track: Track 002

Hello,

Simon uses MotionX-GPS on the iPhone 3G and is sharing with you the following track:

Name: Track 002
Date: 20/08/2009 7:51 am
Distance: 1.81 miles
Elapsed Time: 32:59.2
Avg Speed: 3.3 mph
Max Speed: 12.7 mph
Avg Pace: 18' 15" per mile
Min Altitude: 185 ft
Max Altitude: 223 ft
Start Time: 2009-08-19T21:51:47Z
Start Location:
Latitude: 27.473003º S
Longitude: 153.023949º E
End Time: 2009-08-19T22:24:46Z
End Location:
Latitude: 27.472671º S
Longitude: 153.001089º E

Click on this link to display the track in Google Maps. This link will be valid until Sep 18, 2009 3:27 PM PDT.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Fwd: TomTom for iPhone. Available now!

Is it worth it? Actually I don't have a car at the moment. But I borrow one sometimes and I do get lost constantly.



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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Starting to learn why no-one around here likes PHP...

These similar php functions have params in THE EXACT OPPOSITE ORDER.

    bool array_key_exists ( mixed $key , array $search )
    http://au2.php.net/array_key_exists

    bool property_exists ( mixed $class , string $property )
    http://au2.php.net/property_exists

Stick THAT up your PAAMAYIM NEKUDOTAYIM. (Or "double colon" in phpspeak/Hebrew...)

Fremnet contributed some more examples:

    http://au2.php.net/strpos
    http://au2.php.net/in_array

    http://au.php.net/array_map
    http://au2.php.net/array_filter

For Tony Abbott...

Please fwd this link to your daughter.

http://www.thinkb4youspeak.com/

I suspect that in fact you're just a lame, churchy loser.

:)

dawn


Friday, August 14, 2009

Grinchy's new home

I think he likes it.

Last night I bought dishwashing liquid and dishwasher cubes despite not having any plates/cups/glasses/cutlery. Hmm.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

some art

Transcript:

Hmm, I wonder, I think I need my google stick.

Oh no, not the g-stick.

According to Wikipedia, blah blah...

Thank god. I'm addicted.

Friday, August 07, 2009

Friday, July 31, 2009

more queens than the wickham

these were only a few hours apart...!

What are the odds of that?!

(am digging chess)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

the ballet

la bayadere.
i would have to say it's my favourite ballet.