by simon baird
Thursday, July 30, 2009
medieval fair
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
Hello world in TiddlyWiki 2.5 and jQuery
http://jquery-hello.tiddlyspot.com/#JQueryHelloPlugin
(Presuming you know a little bit of pre-jQuery TiddlyWiki here, for example I haven't even put in all the macro handler params).
See it in action...
/***
<<jQueryHello>>
***/
//{{{
(function($){
$.extend(config.macros,{
jQueryHello: {
handler: function(place) {
createTiddlyButton(place, "click me", "click me", function() {
$(place).parent("div.tiddler").hide("slow").show("slow"); // woah
$(place).append("We're not in kansas any more, Toto.<br>");
});
}
}
});
})(jQuery);
//}}}
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The world flag is quite beige
robertpykeSomeone should look at overlaying, with some kind of transparency, every countries flag, to see what the "international" flag is.about 11 hours ago from TwitterGadget
trevorandersen@robertpyke It'd probably just be a grey rectangle...about 11 hours ago from web
robertpyke@trevorandersen Possibly even beige.. how very neutral ;)about 11 hours ago from TwitterGadget
trevorandersen@robertpyke Almost what you're looking for: http://bit.ly/gl4m4about 10 hours ago from web
robertpyke@trevorandersen: Nice, thanks for that.about 10 hours ago from TwitterGadget
DanielBaird@robertpyke RT: "Someone should look at overlaying, with … transparency, every countries flag, to see what the "international" flag is."
I was intrigued and wondered how quickly I could do this. About twenty minutes for a very rough version. Here it is:
http://simonbaird.com/worldflag/
Here is some ruby:
http://simonbaird.com/worldflag/go.rb.txt
After a little more googling I found this:
http://www.flagpictures.org/countries.htm
but I think I am going to leave it now for more productive uses of my time. Anyone want to take over please be my guest.
Update:
I just realised it should be a jquery script that adds images one at a time and adjusts the opacity with each image addition. There's some chance I will actually make this because I would like to see it...
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
Once...
http://lists.ez.no/pipermail/components/2008-September/003894.html
Monday, June 29, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Poor New Kids on the Block
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
what kind of dimwit drives around a boom gate?!
what were they thinking? i imagine this..
"hmm.. train coming.. boom gate down.. oh, it looks like i could fit the car right around that.. in a bit of hurry so.. yeah.. look at that.. no problem.. so glad we didn't have to wa.. BANG.
unfortunately for the gene pool they survived
set list according to the courier mail
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,25652763-5012980,00.html
SET LIST
Old Friends/Bookends
Hazy Shade Of Winter
I Am A Rock
America
Kathy's Song
Hey Schoolgirl
Bebop-alula
Scarborough Fair
Homeward Bound
Mrs Robinson
Slip Slidin' Away
Bright Eyes
Heart of New York
Perfect
Now I Lay me Down
For Emily, Whenever I may find her
Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
The Boy in the Bubble
Diamonds on the Soles of her Shoes
Only Living Boy in New York
My Little Town
Bridge Over Troubled Water
Encore:
Cecilia
The Boxer
Sounds of Silence
The Leaves That Are Green
Feelin' Groovy
Thursday night, replace Me and Julio with Graceland.
Simon & Garfunkel set list, Brisbane, 17/18 June, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
i expect the final of american idol this year would have been similar to this
...the audience began to boo loudly due to the slight discord in the background notes behind the bassoon's opening melody. There were loud arguments in the audience between supporters and opponents of the work. These were soon followed by shouts and fistfights in the aisles. The unrest in the audience eventually degenerated into a riot. The Paris police arrived by intermission, but they restored only limited order. ...Stravinsky himself was so upset on account of its reception that he fled the theater in mid-scene, reportedly crying... ...Nijinsky stood on a chair, leaned out (far enough that Stravinsky had to grab his coat-tail), and shouted counts to the dancers, who were unable to hear the orchestra (this was challenging because Russian numbers are polysyllabic above ten, such as seventeen: semnadsat vs. eighteen: vosemnadsat)...
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
for loop syntax in rakudo perl 6
(1,2,3).each { |i| puts i }
# this is perl 6
for 1,2,3 -> $i { say $i }
# being perl of course you can do this (which isn't that different to perl 5)
for 1,2,3 { say $_ }
# but now this (looks like things might be proper objects now...?)
for 1,2,3 { $_.say }
# and even this
for 1,2,3 { .say }
# Update: and finally (for the golfing win...)
.say for 1,2,3
So anyway, if that's interesting then have a look at http://perlcabal.org/syn/S04.html#The_for_statement
And some good stuff at http://perlcabal.org/syn/S12.html#Attributes also.
You can actually install rakudo now without much pain (at least it was pretty smooth on my ubuntu box), see http://www.rakudo.org/how-to-get-rakudo
Saturday, June 13, 2009
on the way up the sloping ramps to the top car park at indro...
Me (seeing passersby eavesdropping): And this time, no screaming!
natal is really cool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYuJivFFa-c
Promo with fake but plausible mock ups
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBYCDHPOpdw
Milo, the virtual boy, demo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDvHlwNvXaM
Also: His southern reaches...
Friday, June 12, 2009
robot acts like a human
everyone says it's creepy and scary but i can only see awesomeness. this dude's great great grandkids will be mixing your margaritas by 2015.
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
middle east single of the week
I thought you'd probably be interested to know The Middle East have the single of the week on iTunes!
the previous night on earth
I went to that! Thought it sounded familiar.
So, Spunk Records. I think they might be the perfect label. The Middle East.
The Middle East, Fools Gold, Lyrics
Friday, June 05, 2009
mean green's new chinchy blog
mean green has many talents. he's recently added blogger to his extensive curriculum vitae. tune in if you into his kind of thing, which you just might be if i know anything at all
also, townsville folk you can see chinchy tonight (friday) along with aux
gamers against casual gaming
a new video by MGMT for the song kids has joanna newsom in it
Thursday, June 04, 2009
"We own Dokdo Island tonight"
Briefly: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liancourt_Rocks#Role_in_Japan.E2.80.93Korea_relations
In extensive detail: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liancourt_Rocks_dispute
i am adopting this phrase and intend to use it in moments of triumph, either verbatim or with some variation.
For example, (imagine the voice of Jack Black or Dwight Shrute), "Dokdo island is mine now, baby" or "Get me some Dokdo".
I suggest you do the same. Report back via the comments.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
on second thoughts...
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
more paintings from scott c
(a few more here but you have to scroll past the whales)
http://quietstorm-gallery1988.blogspot.com/2009/05/quiet-storm.html
morrissey and marr still available...! :)
Thursday, May 28, 2009
cat versus virtual spider lolz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11qIk2asW6Y
please post videos of your cat attacking this: http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
Another fan of The Middle East
We are one of caterva not deny enteraos (endearing, if that), but with the entry that I will now let's give you even more angry. Me explicaré. Let me explain. If you talk about an Australian group, of which the only information we have is through their myspace, which have no record deal, which also have a long and published an ep already sold out and possibly cost you sweat find and tears, for nothing ... we are going to hate, I know ... because it is one of the best bands that emerged in the last decade.
Tim, Joseph, Mark, Jordan, Bree y Rohin forman The Middle East . Tim Joseph, Mark, Jordan, Bree and Rohin are The Middle East. Group exciting, full of nuances and surprising details, able to travel from absolute calm to the most epic landslide. We left for the "wise" label, but I only can mount the two videos I found on youtube, because although they are long, which is more than welcome @ it.
Amazing!
Fwd: Friday 3rd July
From: Club Chinchy <...@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, May 27, 2009 at 6:08 PM
Subject: Friday 3rd July
To: ...
Hi Guys,
Please forward on!
Cheers,
Mash
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Middle East gig review
http://spoz.blogspot.com/2009/03/leader-cheetah-middle-east-live-ed.html
A blogger from Adelaide liked them:
They're a winter wonderland of snow softly falling on cedar, of crackling fires, hot cocoa, ridiculously romanticised children's books about squirrels, and you looking longingly into the tickling white cascade outside of your bedroom window as all the homeless in your neighbourhood get mauled to death by roaming packs of wolves. Yup, climate change sure is a bitch (and I never knew Townsville had it this bad!) but no one else has ever made it sound quite so beautiful. Think The Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver and Arcade Fire all coming together to sing Christmas carols. Imagine if Jim James from My Morning Jacket sung at your funeral. Picture Bat For Lashes, Jeff Buckley and Chris Isaac trapped in a glacier. They're the bluebird of happiness turning black with frostbite. They're that last red autumn leaf, clinging to the tree for dear life. They're ever so fragile, fleeting yet ever so forgiving to your ears. You only want more. You score this to any cinematic release and you'll be bursting into tears. I'm seeing a plastic bag dancing on the street, in a twirl of leaves.. and.. oh crap.. I think I've got something in my eye! *sniff* The Middle East leave me speechless, stammering, studdering and stupified. They shut me up completely.
CONCUR. :)
Click the link, there's more review and heaps of photos.
But actually I have something to say about The Middle East. It's about Rohin. Now he's the guy who isn't the lead singer. Jordan is apparently (I'm guessing) the main songwriter and sings vocals on Blood and so on. His voice is a delicate and beautiful one. But.. It's more of a low volume voice. It's perfect for quiet studio. In other words there's a chance that in some rock venues, especially bigger ones his voice might not have the capacity to blow your mind. Now he will probably get better with time. But here's the thing. Rohin is freakishly talented. He is a genuine rock superstar. He may have been born that way, I'm not sure. He can make your face melt quicker than cheese on a George Foreman grill. In a good way. A very, very good way. And he can do it with voice or his guitar (or a drum kit for that matter, but that's another story). But, (at least when I saw them at the Troubadour) he stayed kind of in the background. In fact he doesn't sing much at all except for some backup harmonies. He sang one line at full pelt I think in the darkest side and it was amazing. It made me want more. So anyway, my point? More cowbell.
Ps, did you notice the new drummer looks like Davey?
Pps, awesome sweater.
The Middle East essential links:
- http://www.myspace.com/visitthemiddleeast
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlSxtGqcZaA (Pig Food live)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6SG-K7s6oQ (Fools Gold/Gold live)
- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPO7DSVqYYo (Blood, live in Adelaide)
There are tour dates on the myspace page including (for any fellow Brisbane locals) 4th of June at the Old Museum.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I'm not really sure...
Keyboard cat (not the original but it's my favourite one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyauGeRa5T0
Slap chop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
I recommend the above unreservedly. But this last one is only if you're really bored..
wog shooting in kings cross as described by Clare Werbeloff
Update: I forgot to say, she made it all up. The police questioned her and she's like, er, I was just joking.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Friday, May 15, 2009
train jockey extraordinaire
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
maps story
it's the old girl meets boy, boy breaks girls heart, girl writes beautiful song, boy doesn't show up to video shoot story.
also: maps means My Angus Please Stay (probably not true but cute)... and maps, because while he was breaking her heart he was on tour a lot or moving to berlin and she would look at maps to see where he was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYJjHCZN46U
Saturday, May 09, 2009
Friday, May 08, 2009
on gapminder
lunch time viewing update
2006 TED Talk
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You can use the software here
Wednesday, May 06, 2009
would you like some mercury with that?
Saturday, May 02, 2009
Friday, May 01, 2009
I forgot to mention...
Please enjoy my wallpaper collection
(If you want to download one you click the photo then find the little save icon under the photo and click it)
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I only just got it but it seems pretty good.
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